Thorin Hardwood and Azog the Devagina - The Crack!Moon-Story
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  • Parts 4
  • Time 30m
Complete, First published Oct 02, 2015
One night while attempting to lose Azog's Orc pack in the mountains Thorin tells Bilbo and company a Moon Story about the real reason the Pale Orc stalks him. 

Movie-verse events. Previous Thazog and Thorbalin. Present Bagginshield and Durincest.
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