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Matchmaker

AmphitriteHalosydne

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AmphitriteHalosydne

comedy humor matchmaker romance weird

I am a good matchmaker. 
No.
MAGNIFICENT is the right word to describe my matchmaking skills.

If my hand points at her. 
Then, my other hand points at him.
There will be a wedding. 
Expect that to happen.

There is a perfect percentage that they will fall for each other.

All this time I thought it was only a hilarious coincident. 
I thought they are already inlove with each other before I've point my hands on them, but when I tried to point this magical hand of mine to a random stranger.

I started to look for a way on how to annihilate my fingers. Instantly.


Imposible diba? Parang sinabi ko na totoong nagiging prinsipe ang mga palakang hinahalikan.

That's why I avoid telling this matter to other people. 
Wala din namang maniniwala.

Pero may mga tao na nakakaalam ng kwento ko. 
Ang malala hindi ko alam kung sino sila.All Rights Reserved

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Loving Aria by hannarie_21

"Hanggang ganito na lang ba? Ang tingin mo sakin pamatid ng panandaliang pangangailangan mo?" Iritableng napatingin ako sa pigurang iyon ni Corinne. Si Corinne! Fuck! Bakit ko ba kasi sya dinamay sa gulong ito. "Sinabi ko na sayo nung una pa lang di ba? Stay away from me!" Gigil na singhal ko sa kanya. "Dikit ka ng dikit! Tapos ngayon ako pa lumalabas na masama." Tila matutunaw naman ako ng unti-unting tumulo yung luha sa mga mata niya. "I love you, Aria. Pero kahit ilang beses ko namang sabihin iyon sayo wala lang di ba? Kasi until now hindi mo pa din kayang ibigay yung sarili mo ng buong-buo. Kasi hanggang ngayon nakakulong ka pa din sa kahapon mo. " "Hindi totoo yan.." Nanghihinang napaupo ako. What have I done? Bakit ba paulit ulit ko na lang syang nasasaktan? "I can't save you, Aria." Punung puno ng pait na sabi nya. "I can't save you kasi ayaw mong magpasalo. Hindi lahat sasaktan ka. Kelangan mo din magtiwala na hindi ko kayang saktan ka." Natawa lang ako ng pagak. "Tell me, Corinne. What's holding you back? Akala ko ba mahal mo ko? Bakit hindi mo magawang ibigay ng buo yung sarili mo?" Pinalis ni Corinne yung luhang umaagos sa magkabila niyang pisngi. "Because I know you. I know na pag nakuha mo na ko, Game over na. And I don't want to end everything that we have just because of that. " "Wow!" Napapalatak ako sa kanya. "Now, who have trust issues sa ating dalawa ngayon? " Ngumiti siya ng pilit. Another broken smile. How many times should I break her before she gives me up? "If I give myself to you now, Will you give me your heart?" Fuck! No! I don't know. I really don't know. She can have me. But I know that she can never have my heart.

Hindi Ko Alam by Pietart

Matagal ko nang sinabi na... 1. Ayoko na 2. Sasakit lang ang ulo at puso ko 3. Ako lang naman ang masasakatan 4. Pare-pareho lang sila 5. Aasa ka lang 6. Mag mumukha kang tanga Kaya... 7. Hindi para sa akin ang love love love na yan Pero hindi ko alam ba't ka nanaman nagiging abnormal.

Almost a Fairytale by WeepingNightingale

Ang happy ending, pinaghihirapan. Hindi iyong isusuot lang sa'yo iyong sapatos mo, hahalikan ka lang para magising, ililigtas ka lang sa mataas na tore o hahalik ka lang sa palaka eh happy ending na agad. NO! It's a gamble. You have to be shrewd and calculated when you draw your heart on the line. Because in the end, there are only two things that will surely happen... it's either you'll end up finding your perfect mate and or... you'll end up picking up the pieces of your shattered heart, leaving you with nothing but a faint memory "when there was me and you".

Obsessive Desire (GXG) by MissYandere1926

"Shhh baby. Don't cry. I told you that escaping here is useless. See? Napagod lang tayong dalawa." malambing na sabi nito habang pinupunasan ang luhang di ko man lang namalayang umaagos na. Bahagya itong lumayo at pinalapit ang tauhan niya. "B-bitawan mo a-ako!" Sigaw ko nang bigla akong binuhat ng tauhan niya. "Hush now my love. I know that you're tired. You're very weak, and on top of that, you're not eating properly." Sabi nito ng may matamis at nakaka akit na ngiti sa labi. "P-please. Let me g-go. Iuwi mo na ako! Ayaw ko nang bumalik sa mansyon na yon. Please! Nag mamakaawa ako! " Pag susumamo ko sa kanya. Ang kaninang nakangiting maamong mukha ay biglang napalitan ng kailan man ay di mo gugustuhing makita. Nakakagulat ang bilis nito sa pag babago ng ekspresyon. "We'll have our conversation at the mansion." mahinahon ngunit kasing lamig pa sa yelong sabi nito. Naramdaman kong may itinurok sakin na injection na tiyak kong pampatulog ang laman. Hindi ito ang unang beses na naranasan ko ito kaya nakakasiguro akong pampatulog ito. Unti unting bumigat ang talukap ng aking mata ngunit bago ako panawan ng ulirat ay narinig ko pa ang sinabi ni Farah. "You're mine and mine alone." ___________________ Hello! I really want to use their TSOU character names but i might get in trouble if I do that. I need to change their names to avoid copyright. Thanks for understanding! A/N: Please read at your own risk.This is my first story. I'm not a professional writer so please do understand if I have mistakes or errors, you are free to correct me guys. Thanks. P.S. Please do not copy or steal my work. It took me a long time to make this.

Reincarnated Vampire Princess (Completed) (Book 1) by Briar_Roseu

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First Gravity (Completed) by LocaLocana

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Soft Hearts Don't Sink (PROJECT: GIRL TYPE SERIES 1) by flwrhush

Certified Lover Girl, Pero Laging Talo. Una sa lahat, hindi po ako martir. Malinaw 'yon. Hindi po ako obsessed. At lalong hindi ako desperate. Okay? Okay. ...pero aminado akong kung pag-ibig ang subject, bagsak na 'ko bago pa magsimula ang quiz. Alam mo 'yung feeling na ikaw 'yung unang nag-heart react, unang nag-message, unang nag-Hi, Hello, Kumain ka na? pero ang ending, siya 'yung unang naghanap ng iba? Ganon lagi. Paulit-ulit. Parang cycle sa washing machine-ikot nang ikot pero walang linis. Ewan ko ba. Parang may sumpa 'tong pagiging "madaling kausap." Ako 'yung madali nilang gustuhin kapag bored sila, pero hindi sapat para seryosohin kapag ready na silang magmahal. Ako 'yung kilig starter pack pero hindi pang endgame. Ang dami ko nang nakausap. May taga kabilang section, may sa group project lang pala interesado, may nakausap ko lang dahil sa comment ko sa meme, tapos biglang nag-send ng "u up?" kahit 3AM. Alam na, di ba? Red flag central. Pero kahit ilang ulit pa akong ma-zone, ma-ghost, ma-thank you for your honesty... Aaminin ko. Babalik pa rin ako sa laro. Kasi tangina. Ang sarap ma-in love. Kahit laging talo. Kaya ito ako ngayon-naka-standby sa likod ng canteen, hawak 'yung iced coffee na may 87% tubig at 13% pagmamahal sa sarili-nakatitig sa isang lalaking hindi pa yata alam na crush ko na siya. Hindi ko pa alam pangalan niya. Pero sa itsura niya, mukha siyang consistent mag-reply. Let the stalking begin with a twist.

ES-2 (Rain) by Jahmcrisian9189

"Itigil ang kasal...!!!!" I heard the familiar voice inside the church, it's crazy you know we just meet and talk a few hours ago and now I even recognize her voice. I don't know what gotten in me that I walk inside the church and there I saw the girl She was standing at the middle of the beautiful decorated isles, she was about to cry but she was trying hard to hold her tears. "Alicia..what are you doing?" I saw the groom and the bride was shock, people are whispering around. "Kito, diba ako naman ang mahal mo? Diba? bakit? Bakit ganito? Bakit Michelle?" her tears are already on the verge of falling, "Alicia, you couldn't understand? kahit kailan di na ako babalik sayo kahit mamatay pa ako" I heard the groom said, damn! too much drama, "Peru mahal na mahal kita Kito..sobra kitang mahal" she suddenly wailed hard, she sounds like a slaughtered cow! I walk to the girl and hold her hand nakita ko pang nagulat siya na nakita niya ako, well I am more even surprise myself why I am doing this. "Let's go" I said as people continue to murmur around us. "Peru...Kito.." I clearly heard the desperate tone of her calling, damn! this things people can do for love "Let's go Alicia" I firmly said before I started to walk outside holding her hand tightly, she seems reluctant at first as she made a final glance to the couple. Damn this thing called love! *This story is pure fiction anything that resembles in reality is not intended by the author* *There are a lot of grammatical errors, construction errors ahead I will advance my apology*

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Mr. Talikodgenic [Short Story] by lycheelaoie

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Loving Aria

"Hanggang ganito na lang ba? Ang tingin mo sakin pamatid ng panandaliang pangangailangan mo?" Iritableng napatingin ako sa pigurang iyon ni Corinne. Si Corinne! Fuck! Bakit ko ba kasi sya dinamay sa gulong ito. "Sinabi ko na sayo nung una pa lang di ba? Stay away from me!" Gigil na singhal ko sa kanya. "Dikit ka ng dikit! Tapos ngayon ako pa lumalabas na masama." Tila matutunaw naman ako ng unti-unting tumulo yung luha sa mga mata niya. "I love you, Aria. Pero kahit ilang beses ko namang sabihin iyon sayo wala lang di ba? Kasi until now hindi mo pa din kayang ibigay yung sarili mo ng buong-buo. Kasi hanggang ngayon nakakulong ka pa din sa kahapon mo. " "Hindi totoo yan.." Nanghihinang napaupo ako. What have I done? Bakit ba paulit ulit ko na lang syang nasasaktan? "I can't save you, Aria." Punung puno ng pait na sabi nya. "I can't save you kasi ayaw mong magpasalo. Hindi lahat sasaktan ka. Kelangan mo din magtiwala na hindi ko kayang saktan ka." Natawa lang ako ng pagak. "Tell me, Corinne. What's holding you back? Akala ko ba mahal mo ko? Bakit hindi mo magawang ibigay ng buo yung sarili mo?" Pinalis ni Corinne yung luhang umaagos sa magkabila niyang pisngi. "Because I know you. I know na pag nakuha mo na ko, Game over na. And I don't want to end everything that we have just because of that. " "Wow!" Napapalatak ako sa kanya. "Now, who have trust issues sa ating dalawa ngayon? " Ngumiti siya ng pilit. Another broken smile. How many times should I break her before she gives me up? "If I give myself to you now, Will you give me your heart?" Fuck! No! I don't know. I really don't know. She can have me. But I know that she can never have my heart.