10 Части В процессе Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and innocent bystanders who somehow got trapped here, to my very own TED Talks-because apparently my life has hit that level of boring where giving fake speeches on the internet is the highlight of my week. Yep, it's gotten that real.
Now listen, I don't care if you like reading or not. Read it anyway. Hate-reading counts too. Who knows? Maybe you'll learn something-probably not, but hey, miracles exist.
Also, I'll be dumping my so-called 'beautiful creations' in here. And before you say anything: yes, I'm fully aware the description and cover look like trash. No, I wasn't kidnapped in the middle of it-I was just too lazy to care. Ever heard of 'don't judge a book by its cover'? Yeah, well, this entire TED-Talk-book is the living, breathing definition of that cliche. Honestly, the cover is giving 'oops-I-pressed-random-buttons-in-Paint' vibes, and I stand by it.
So buckle up, buttercup, and welcome to the TED Talk nobody asked for but you're stuck with anyway.