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lines that will make your crush acknowledge your existence.

warning: don't blame me if your crush ignores you for the rest of the year.

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disclaimer: majority of these aren't mine.All Rights Reserved

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At some point everybody begins to get tired of the monotony in their lives. In my personal experience it has caused me to make stupid decisions. One of these decisions of mine was made in the end of my junior year in high school. At that point, I was done with being depressed. So I went right up to my crush, whom I had not spoken to much in the past, and asked him to go to prom with me. Let's just say I was in for one crazy ride. ~Novella~ Completed as of 8/9/2020

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