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Merc With a Mouth

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Hey there! Deadpool here! Read my book that explains AAAAAAAALLLLL the things about my life! My girlfriend, my epic superpowers! Don't read if you're under 13 years old because there are some mature things and some big-boy curse words! Read it now OR YOU'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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Ever wondered what it's like to be a boy? You're about to find out. Love isn't meant to be easy, everybody knows that, but is it meant to be this hard? After a mistake at a party, two highschool students end up in each other's bodies. The problem? It's hard to fall in love, when the person you love is in your own body. Read on to see how the two unfortunate students learn to adapt to each other's lives, including periods, peeing and a whole lot of awkward genital issues. WARNING. STRONG LANGUAGE IN FIRST CHAPTER. Rated R for strong language, not sexual stuff. I mean there's a part about her poking a penis but that's only because she doesn't understand why she has one. Wouldn't you poke your own penis if you woke up as a boy one day? Copyright 2013 All rights reserved.