Random book of shit
- Reads 400
- Votes 25
- Parts 14
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Fri, Aug 5, 2016
Me: Knock Knock
Adam: whos there?
Me: needle
Adam: needle who?
Me: Needle little help im stuck in the pantry
Adam: dude are you really stuck in the pantry?
Me: no
Me: yes.
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