This was my first book, published by Egmont in the UK in 2010. All four titles in the series are now available worldwide, wherever good ebooks are sold. Ondine is a teenage girl whose pet ferret starts talking with a Scottish accent. The ferret is Shambles, who happens to be a real man living in reduced circumstances. It's set in the crazy Eastern European country of Brugel, and contains footnotes! The footnotes are the reason it's taking me so long to upload each chapter. I have to put them in manually so there's a lot of scrolling up and down and double-checking. Enjoy!