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The Summer of Shambles Ondine book #1

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Reads 288
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Parts 18
Time 4h 19m

adult adventure comedy fairytale fantasy ferret folklore footnotes funny novel teen young

This was my first book, published by Egmont in the UK in 2010.
All four titles in the series are now available worldwide, wherever good ebooks are sold.

Ondine is a teenage girl whose pet ferret starts talking with a Scottish accent. The ferret is Shambles, who happens to be a real man living in reduced circumstances.

It's set in the crazy Eastern European country of Brugel, and contains footnotes!
The footnotes are the reason it's taking me so long to upload each chapter. I have to put them in manually so there's a lot of scrolling up and down and double-checking. 
Enjoy!All Rights Reserved

adult adventure comedy fairytale fantasy ferret folklore footnotes funny novel teen young

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A Tale of Three by sl5678

Cyrene never set a paw outside of Abandoned Atra. For the past year and a half of her life she had never said a word that wasn't heard by her brother or sister. In fact the closest she had gotten to the other glarings, and out of Abandoned Atra, was dreaming about the day she could join them. On an island there lives a haven of creatures. Believed to be superior, the island was divided up into three nations: the felines, canines, and birds. Atra is set up so that any feline, of any age, may switch glarings once in their life if they feel the need to. Cyrene, along with her brother, Ares, and her blind sister, Otium, can't wait for the day. However, it all changes when Cyrene is told that she belongs to the glaring, Veilded. She soon is pulled into a world of magic, murder, and not-so mythical necromancers. Cyrene finds herself weaved into an inescapable prophecy, that doesn't just involve her and her family, but the future of Atra too.

𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 Ӝ ᴡᴇɴᴄʟᴀɪʀ ᴏɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs by Inf3stedRats

ENJOY (Lots of earlier chapters are poorly written.) ↑More Wenclair on my page WENCLAIR<33 This is my first book, you can request anything Fluff Angst Anything (I can't guarantee it will be good) This also includes some of my own HC!! ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏

Forever yours by Wicked_C

After chaining the soul of his dead fiancée to her grave, Thomas, a grieving widower, is desperate to figure out the mystery of his fiancée's murder all while trying to find a way to save her soul. But time is running out when his town is hit by a series of disappearances. Thomas is almost certain there is a serial killer on the loose. In an attempt to unravel the truth, he finds himself entangled in the darker, more magical side of the world. With a skeleton masked kidnapper, more people turning up dead and stories of supernatural beings popping up, Thomas's whole world turns upside down. All while the time frame to save Esmeralda's soul is closing. Will Thomas figure out what is going on in time before he loses Esmeralda forever? *** "One day I'll be able to touch you again, my love. Then I'll hold you in my arms and never let go. I promise," Thomas reached for her dim glowing hand, but he only felt freezing air in the place where Esmeralda's hand was not a second ago. ~updates once a week~

Golden Prophecy by WickedPromises

|Book 2| Andorra isn't human. She's also not just the Fae Princess everyone thinks she is. She's running out of time, running out of ideas, and running out of ways to hide her biggest secret of all. Her parents are missing, her Court despises her, and her new Prince is plotting to kill her. Being a Princess is not all it's cracked up to be. Being Faerie isn't either. And Andorra has to figure out how to ascend the throne without losing herself and her new friends in the process. Unfortunately for her, everyone is watching, everyone is waiting, and everyone is plotting the downfall of Andorra, Faerie Princess, their Golden Prophecy. (highest rankings) #8 in Faerie #1 in Farie #7 in Magical

Solar Reign by WickedPromises

Andorra is Queen. Everything should be perfect, now that she has her own Royal Council, Prince Anders is dead, and she feels closer to Noah than ever before. She has big ideas for Anlithamy, and she can't wait to unveil them. But Roseria is missing. The Spring Court is waging a war against Andorra for the murder of Anders. Surprise neighbors have begun to visit. And for some reason, more and more daemonium are escaping Moribund. Something is going on, and Andorra is determined to get to the bottom of it. She can only hope she's strong enough to handle it.

DESCENDED by Msmarv28

When Angelique Savant, a quiet, unassuming foster kid with a genius IQ is found not guilty of attempting to murder her best friend, she's committed to an insane asylum where she remains until she's found by her aunt and uncle who take her in. Surrounded by family she never knew existed until now, Angelique learns who her parents are. That like her, her father had secrets. Secrets that led to her being committed to a hospital for the criminally insane, and a darkness that seems to be hunting her like it hunted him. A darkness that puts anyone and anything she loves in danger. Enrolled in a new school, Angelique meets those in possession of gifts like hers who help her understand them. Because the world is running out of time and so is she. Especially when her identity as one of the fallen has been uncovered and she can no longer hide from those who hunt her. Unimaginable forces of darkness have been unleashed. And as she begins her training as one of the fallen, learning how to harness lightpower, she puts the puzzle pieces of her life together. Finding power within herself she never knew she had. The power of the fallen.

Frostbitten Past by WickedPromises

|Book 1| Andorra keeps her head down, but that doesn't stop the new guy at school from noticing her. There is something dark and sinister about him, but that only draws her closer. The only thing keeping them apart is their hatred for each other and the chill that he seems to bring with him wherever he goes. Too bad he isn't human, and too bad he has no intentions of leaving her behind. |REWRITE|

The Shadow's Star by Llouisewrites

18+ Loosely based on Romeo and Juliet set in a magical fae world. Two powerful families have ruled over the the dark and light fae for thousands of years. A story passed down from the old gods has them believe that the dark and light fae must remain separated in order to protect their magic. Only during the eclipse one day a year are the fae permitted to cross into each other's realms. During the eclipse Aurora a rebellious high born fae, secretly attends a masked party where she meets a handsome dark stranger called Azra. Will they bring the light and dark fae together to fight a common enemy? Are they fated to destroy the world or to save it?? Includes- an enemies-to-lovers story: a strong female lead, a handsome male counterpart, betrayal, heartbreak, lots of unexpected twists, epic ending, action packed, and plenty of smut. 18+ ONLY Trigger warnings!: adult language, graphic violence, scenes of a sexual nature, abuse. (Started August 2021) All rights reserved.

Dragon's Khu'meir by Eisadler

After a disastrous climb up Half Dome in Yosemite, California -Eoin finds himself taken to a different world than the one he was born into. It's a place of fantasy. Where creatures like elves and fae live. It is also a place that holds a deep, brutal history. As an outsider, it is quite possibly the last place someone like Eoin should be. Yet, there could be a reason for his arrival. Eoin finds himself in the midst of a civil war between the most unlikely of things. Dragons. A race of human-looking beings who can take the form of true dragons. Yet, their heated war is perhaps the most deadly thing to encounter. Dragons are powerful, almost god-like and many of the brethren have proven that they cannot be allowed to run free with their immense powers. Yet, in the middle of such chaos, Eoin finds himself in the arms of a particularly powerful dragon. And the crown prince no less: Nakiirn. Despite the safety Nakiirn provides, the dangers that abound eventually sneak their way past the draconic protector and straight for the vulnerable human a long way from home.

Ashen Rise by WickedPromises

|Book 3| Andorra is no closer to taking the throne than when she first entered Anlithamy. Her worst nightmare has come true, and her enemies are closer than ever. With Bazile and her old clan threatening to take over Anlithamy and steal the throne out from under her, Andorra has to figure out how she will save her people and keep her future as Queen intact. With startling news of her heritage and what is in store for her future, Andorra feels unbalanced. Her best friends are in danger, her guards seem less than thrilled to keep her alive, and there's the fact that her betrothed still wants her head on a platter. Will she save Anlithamy and become Queen? Or will she turn into the monster that plagues her soul?

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A Tale of Three

Cyrene never set a paw outside of Abandoned Atra. For the past year and a half of her life she had never said a word that wasn't heard by her brother or sister. In fact the closest she had gotten to the other glarings, and out of Abandoned Atra, was dreaming about the day she could join them. On an island there lives a haven of creatures. Believed to be superior, the island was divided up into three nations: the felines, canines, and birds. Atra is set up so that any feline, of any age, may switch glarings once in their life if they feel the need to. Cyrene, along with her brother, Ares, and her blind sister, Otium, can't wait for the day. However, it all changes when Cyrene is told that she belongs to the glaring, Veilded. She soon is pulled into a world of magic, murder, and not-so mythical necromancers. Cyrene finds herself weaved into an inescapable prophecy, that doesn't just involve her and her family, but the future of Atra too.