no homo. ironically.

boom-1975

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Reads 28,265
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Parts 29
Time 53m

boom-1975

davejohn hammertime homestuck johndave pepsicola

John and Dave go to highschool together. They are bffl's. Obviously. But what happens when a certain little dork gets dumped at a party? 




Gee I dunno stuff.


((V ironic description but its sad that it's accurate.))All Rights Reserved

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