no homo. ironically.
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Last published Sun, Jan 24, 2016
John and Dave go to highschool together. They are bffl's. Obviously. But what happens when a certain little dork gets dumped at a party?
Gee I dunno stuff.
((V ironic description but its sad that it's accurate.))
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