Comebacks
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Last published Wed, May 2, 2018
When you're in a fight, and you don't have a good comeback, struggle no more! In this book you'll learn a lot!
This was not meant to offend anyone but only to use at your friend's house! Just kidding!
So have sooo much fun using them!!!!
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