Islamic Facts and jokes

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most of the jokes here are translated from Arabic.

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Arranged Hearts: A Tale Of Unexpected Love (ON HOLD), de Mar_yam119

#1 in Arab out of 4.93k stories. (06-03-24) #20 in Urdu out of 11.7k stories. (26-03-25) Read at your own risk 😐... ---------------•°❤️🩹°•--------------- This is a halal love story between a man in Italy and a woman in Pakistan, arranged by their parents for marriage. Watch as their story unfolds, filled with love, misunderstandings, and challenges. ---------------•°❤️🩹°•--------------- DISCLAIMER: • This book does not represent Islam as a whole, but the characters are Muslims. • This is purely my imagination, and I hold full copyright. • Photos are sourced from Pinterest, and shayaris from Google-credit to their respective owners. Some of them are mine and so don't copy them. • *Trigger Warning: ⚠️* The story contains domestic violence. I included this topic to highlight the importance of addressing difficult issues and sharing valuable lessons. ©All Rights Reserved ---------------•°❤️🩹°•--------------- °{|HAMZA|}° ~*THUD*~ I collapsed to the floor, sobbing uncontrollably. "I'm sorry, Tara," I choked out. "I love you, but I... I don't know how to fix this." "I promise I will never accept her. I love you, and only you... Amore," I whispered, my heart breaking. --------------•°❤️🩹°•-------------- °{|AYESHA|}° ~"Qubool Hai."~ ("I accept.") Three words. Just three, and I was his. Moments ago, I was haram for him, but now I had become halal. --------------•°❤️🩹°•---------------- HOW MANY TURNS WILL THEIR RELATIONSHIP TAKE? Can a marriage without love turn into something meaningful? Will the challenges they face bring them closer, or tear them apart? --------------•°❤️🩹°•---------------

Mr. Perfect & Miss Troublemaker , de iamnagma

"Look Ayan...," I started, ready to announce my decision, "I know your brother is a total weirdo and can't do romance and stuff but I can't ignore his good qualities. I mean it's not like I am head over heels for him but yeah, he seems like a good guy. Now, if he proves to be a jerk in future, then I'm sure I won't think twice before breaking his bones. Therefore, you can tell him I'm ready for the marriage." "Well thank you, my lady. I promise you won't regret your decision," I heard him and immediately recognised the owner of the voice. It wasn't Ayan. Shit!! Did I just make a fool of myself in front of HIM. Oh my Allah! "And about that romance thing..." He spoke again as he turned to me and I swear I could hear my heartbeats, "I'll prove you wrong after marriage." . . . Ashiya Zarin, a 24 year old practicing muslimah who is crazy, sweet and innocent. She's cheerful and loves to make others happy. What happens when she meets Ahan Rahman, a smart, straightforward and serious guy? Start reading to know about their journey full of comedy, surprises and of course romance.

Ruler of Your Ruh [a mafia romance ], de svmra90

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕗 𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕨𝕠 𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤. 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕗 𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕨𝕠 𝕝𝕚𝕡𝕤. He turns towards me slowly and a smile begins to form on his lips, "Just the woman I was looking for." "I sure wasn't looking for you but it seems like you've threatened my friend," I say mocking his smile. "Habibti be reasonable here, she threatened me first." "I don't care if you're my fiancé or not , I will kill you. You don't mean anything to me, I don't even know you." His smile turns into a scowl, "Now, now, Habibti don't be mean." ⚠️Not edited yet, sorry for any confusion ⚠️ {started on June 5th, 2022} 🥇in #Saudi (June 8th 2022) 🏅 20 in #Islam (July 24th 2023)

well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D

"Aisa lag raha hai ke Jaan mai Jaan agayi!" She said loudly who was enjoying with her friends. "Haan, Ab jaakar Jaan mai--- Jaan aahe gayi" He said breathing heavily looking at her. He knew she was HER after freaking 5 years. ------------------------------------- "Let's see how far fate can takes us" she said to me while my heart was throbbing so hard. "I don't care, It's you ONLY YOU And ALWAYS YOU" He said while She felt a whole dammnn zoo in her stomach. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐘𝐀𝐇, a 19 years old young girl, a sunshine soul for everyone. Who is trying hard to make proud her parents.she lives her life in her own principles. She is the sinner who repented. She hates love for her own reasons but until she collides with Ahad ali the grumpy man where her life turns upside down 𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐈,a 23 years old guy. Who is in senior year of medico. He has his own scars he is grumpy,cold and has dark aura he hates everyone expect his family. He doesnot shows interest in other things until he shows interest in his junior. ------------------------------------- •Doctor×Doctor •Hate to love •He fell first and harder •Cute nook-jook ------------------------------------- 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝙵𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙴𝚃? 𝑫𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚!

[OLD ART] Book Of Arts || ✔, de skorosive

Randomness, Random vids, Random everything! This is now gonna triple as mah art book and "personal" Ask or Dare book!!! :3

~ ¥ÚHÁÂÑ ~ "Don't mess with me, I can destroy you even before the blink of your EYE°°° ~ Á¥ZÁL ~ "Don't waste your words on people who deserve your SILENCE°°° ✨✨✨ "Get out of my sight, i don't want to see your face" saying this, he turned his face to the other side. His jaw was clenched, his hands were in a fist and his blank eyes were staring into nothingness. I stood there for a whole 1 minute for him to stop me, to hold me in his secure embrace, to clean my teary face but my wishful thinking shattered into millions of pieces when he didn't even passed me a single glance. Turning away with a heavy heart and teary eyes, i walked out of the hospital corridors. Leaning against the cold wall, a heart wrenching sob left my mouth. As soon as i closed my eyes, our lovely moments flashed in my eyes to make me snap open my eyes. Taking some deep breaths to stable my breathless breathing, i looked up in the sky, a silent plead left my mouth. "Ya Allah!" ✨✨✨ She was known as the pond lily, so innocent yet so feisty Whereas he was known as the wildflower, wild and destruction itself. What will happen when she will be hired to be his twin's nanny and What will happen when she will be forced to be in a contract marriage of 6 months with the beautiful blue eyed beast? Will there be a way out for her or will she be contracted with the monster for her entire life? Will he ever try to like 'Ayzal' despite his hatred towards women or she will be deprived of everyone's love yet...again? Then let's find out....Will she ever try to know him or he will remain an stranger to her and Will her innocence and feisty attitude tame the beast in him or not? Stay tuned with ¥ÚHÀÁÑ x Á¥ZÀL! Allah Hafiz!

LOVE GOES BY MARRIAGE! ✔, de shewrites_official

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Well, if you couldn't tell from the title, this is some random jokes, riddles and some tricky questions, hope you like it!

« Sequel of RÚẞÅRÚ - Í$H¶ » «Stand Alone Book» ~ ZÁ¥¥ÁÑ ~ "The world is all about give and take, Create your OWN°°° ~ Á¥€DÁ ~ "The world is full of fake people, The real is you, YOURSELF°°° ✨✨✨ "Calm me down" His beautiful blue eyes ranked through every inch of my body sitting calmly on his chair. His eyes were glaring in my soul like he wanted to eat me alive. His slender long fingers tapping slowly yet impatiently on the desk infront of him waiting for my answer. I don't know who made him angry again but that was the first time he asked something from me other than the work. But the question was how can i calm him down? I averted my eyes to the floor because his gaze was very intense, piercing my every core with his hardcore death glare. He stood up from his chair making his way towards me as a predator towards his prey. My breath hitched in my throat with fear engulfing me slowly. "How"? I finally dared my voice out and as usual my voice came out low and meak. He stopped a step away from me as i smelled his minty cologne in my nostrils which every time overpower my senses to think properly. "Kiss me" I snapped my head towards him as my eyes widened in response. Is he for real? ✨✨✨ For her, he was her husband, her family after the death of her parents, after the betrayal of her family but For him, She was the burden from his parents, A mere responsibility. She don't love him but still there was a spark of attraction towards him as he was her rightfully married HUSBAND. He disliked her but there was one rule in his life.What was his, Will always remain His. Doesn't matter how much he dislike her, what matters to him was, she has his name and that makes her, HIS. His WIFE. ✨ Two confused souls living in the same roof, same room yet so far. Will they ever be together? ✨ Both were like a closed book. Will they ever try to open up to eachother? Stay tuned with ZÁ¥¥ÁÑ x Á¥€DÁ! Allah Hafiz!

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Arranged Hearts: A Tale Of Unexpected Love (ON HOLD)

#1 in Arab out of 4.93k stories. (06-03-24) #20 in Urdu out of 11.7k stories. (26-03-25) Read at your own risk 😐... ---------------•°❤️🩹°•--------------- This is a halal love story between a man in Italy and a woman in Pakistan, arranged by their parents for marriage. Watch as their story unfolds, filled with love, misunderstandings, and challenges. ---------------•°❤️🩹°•--------------- DISCLAIMER: • This book does not represent Islam as a whole, but the characters are Muslims. • This is purely my imagination, and I hold full copyright. • Photos are sourced from Pinterest, and shayaris from Google-credit to their respective owners. Some of them are mine and so don't copy them. • Trigger Warning: ⚠️ The story contains domestic violence. I included this topic to highlight the importance of addressing difficult issues and sharing valuable lessons. ©All Rights Reserved ---------------•°❤️🩹°•--------------- °{|HAMZA|}° ~THUD~ I collapsed to the floor, sobbing uncontrollably. "I'm sorry, Tara," I choked out. "I love you, but I... I don't know how to fix this." "I promise I will never accept her. I love you, and only you... Amore," I whispered, my heart breaking. --------------•°❤️🩹°•-------------- °{|AYESHA|}° ~"Qubool Hai."~ ("I accept.") Three words. Just three, and I was his. Moments ago, I was haram for him, but now I had become halal. --------------•°❤️🩹°•---------------- HOW MANY TURNS WILL THEIR RELATIONSHIP TAKE? Can a marriage without love turn into something meaningful? Will the challenges they face bring them closer, or tear them apart? --------------•°❤️🩹°•---------------

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