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Last published Fri, Mar 22, 2019
most of the jokes here are translated from Arabic.
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"ᴸᵒʷᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵍᵃᶻᵉ. ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵃʳᵉ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ," • • • • • • • • • • • "𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞." ___________________ WHAT?I am not going to give spoilers.😌READ AND FIND OUT YOURSELF ,MY LUFF.Complete
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"ᴸᵒʷᵉʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵍᵃᶻᵉ. ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵃʳᵉ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ," • • • • • • • • • • • "𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞." ___________________ WHAT?I am not going to give spoilers.😌READ AND FIND OUT YOURSELF ,MY LUFF.
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