Three Little Pigs, Wolves P.O.V

We all know the story of the three little pigs and the big bad wolf. We've all read a version were it wasn't the wolves fault! And we've all secretly thought at one point in our lives, 'those were some stupid pigs.' So when I was assigned a project to write a version of the little pigs story, in the wolves point of view I added some of my own little opinions, after all I was told that I'm the wolf! Now ignoring that my teacher might've been trying to tell me something (calling me a wolf and all) I continued to write a pretty humorous awesome story. I think I may have pushed myself a bit since this teacher read one out loud. The girl who wrote it, not only changed the ending but made it pretty gruesome going into great detail about the murdering of the pigs. So with a little bit of a friendly *cough* competition and the fact that this was a school assignment, here is a school good, amusing, and entertaining story!