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How I Met Your Mom

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One day as I walked into the bar, I saw this girl that never been to this bar before. She was new here and I could tell, and she sat down two seats away. I got sweaty. I started quivering. I turned, looking in her direction and asked "what is your name? you look new here," i didn't realize my voice cracked until she laughed and told me her name. And told me my voice cracked like a mule. her name was Elise. she thought I was cute and "want to come over here? they have tacos! its good," and then she fingered me
to come over there and i did. we walked to her house and enjoyed some tacos as we played a game of Monopoly. It was a fun time, and I had to go. and I did. I went back realizing i lost my keys to my house.
I was already five minutes away from her house (which is 10 minutes from my house) and headed back and noticed the house was locked. i looked in the garage and the car was gone. i realized my address  was on the keys ( stupid, stupid.) and started running home as fast as I could. I got to my house and it was locked. I don't lock it to go to the bar. "she got in and locked it," I thought. i saw her car which i didn't see before. I grabbed a rock and smashed the windows and everything else i could. my Grandma came out of the house and asked what was going on. I checked the cars plate. "dang" i thought. The next day I looked in my mailbox my keys were in it with a note which read "call me." 
"And that is how a met your mom son"
"where do babies come from?"
"That's a different story..."Todos os Direitos Reservados

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"Daisy, do you know what your mistake is?" He asks, his hardness rubbing between my buttocks. I stay silent because I'm not allowed to speak. "That you said 'yes' to marrying me." He spanks my buttocks, grinding his shaft against my wetness. "Therefore, I'll make sure to punish you and make you regret your decision every day." He finishes his sentence by landing a hard spank on my crotch, causing me to fall straight onto the sofa. "Stay still if you don't want me to make your night worse," he warns, raising my buttocks in the air again. "Happy anniversary, my fuck toy." He grabs my waist and plunges his hard membrane deep into me, causing me to gasp. * Her husband treated her like a sex toy, and she let him, hoping that one day he would recognise her love. And he exploited her and vented his fury on her, making her life a living hell. In the end, he divorced her, not knowing she was carrying his baby. After the divorce, the baby was her only hope of survival. Five years later, when she was living her life with her daughter, his return raised questions: Is he back to separate her from her daughter or to rebuild their relationship? * "Fine. I'm leaving and never show you my face." He grasps my arms and leans closer to my face, accelerating my heartbeat. I despise how much he still affects me. "Because I care about you more than anything else in this entire world. Just remember, you and Hope are my destination, and I'm ready to take any path which leads me to you both."