xXJokesXx
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- Parts 12
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Last published Wed, Nov 11, 2015
ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!.., Jokes to tell. Warning, do not read while eating, drinking, or using the bathroom (ya freaks).
I am not responsible for any seciures or spasms of laughter you have during reading this. Basicly a joke a chapter, i update at least 5 times a day.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE TO SKIP OVER A STORY BECAUSE IT NOT "COMPLETED" LISTEN UP!
Every story has to start somewhere. How'd you feel if someone skipped your story just because they aren't completed? Pretty crumby huh? So at LEAST give me a chance.
THESE JOKES MAY NOT BELONG TO ME. So i don't care if you've heard it before. Also, may contain riddles :3
(Funny memes may be included)
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