Mikey & Me

Me and Michael are both swimmers. I'm pretty good, Michael's a lot better than me. Which might be why he was accused of being on steroids. Or why another swimmer hired an assassin to kill us both. So we end up travelling all around North America and having some seriously whacked-out adventures, and, well, because everything good always happens to blonde people, we end up living happily ever after, I'll tell you that much.

**This was a one-shot written with a lot of help from my friend & neighbour Elliot. Written while our families were living on a boat together. Yes, Michael is a real person. Yes, I am a real person. Yes, we actually are swimmers. Yes, he's a lot better than me. Except in breaststroke. Yes, all our personality characteristics are true. No, this story is not true. I wish.