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The Gummybear Cliché

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Reads 290
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Parts 21
Time 4h 13m

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Fed up with life, Al has decided to commit suicide to end his "misery" until he knocks himself unconscious, not knowing that he is still alive. Al ends up having strange illusions and hallucinations in his mind, believing everything going on is truly happening in the spirit world. This soon leads Al into a strange adventure he would have never "thought" he'd get into. Ha. Did ya get it? Thought cause he.....never mind just read the story.

A strange adventure story packed with crude human speech and sassy surprises! Has plenty of foul language, possibly racist scenarios and bad puns. Great outlet for anyone's inner stupidity! Enjoy feeding your eyes with candy flavored bleach! *ahem* I think...All Rights Reserved

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