PUNS!
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MatureOngoing6m
Last published Sat, Oct 10, 2015
Puns so mejastical (magical + mejestic) they will tear away at your very soul. You will cringe so hard you might as well just have a tongue made of lemons. So for everything anyone has ever done to me, this is their PUNishment *flashes a cheesy smile*
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