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"Hello World. May I Take Your Order?"

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Screaming_Orchids

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Sean's life goals are to live a simple life, in a simple apartment, probably with another simple person. He knows who that simple person might be, but that simple person doesn't. Somehow Sean wants to show that "simple person" what he has in store. Who knows, maybe this simple person might be everything Sean was looking for; or maybe he will be the exact opposite. Either way Sean wants to prove his metal to Jess, also known as "simple person," and see if he can handle this quirky, awkward, weeb infested, kind of lame, dorky, cute junior boy and all his shenanigans.  Simple Right?

Warning: Contains lots of casual cussing, sexual references, violent situations, heterosexual and homosexual relationships, suggested themes, and probably bad grammar choices.All Rights Reserved

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