Life behind the chair

In every town there is at least one salon or barber shop. In every shop there's at least one professional.
What most people don't understand is, we are licensed. We work hard to get what we've got and are a lot smarter then we're given credit for. We aren't just hair dressers, we're chemists, we're geometry specialists, we're therapists, we're actors and we have a PH.D. We know all your secrets and what you make for dinner of Sunday night.
We are powerful.
The sad part is, you don't even know what we are capable of. You sit there and spill your guts to a complete stranger and BAM! We now hold the key to your ruin.
But we would never tell a soul what we know because, above all, we are your friend.