The Starbucks Hotline

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Reads 1,452,792
Votes 115,883
Parts 41
Time 1h 35m

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞
    
    ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE!  THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞
    
    ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞
    
    ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞
    
    ❝Um...yeah?❞
    
    ❝They have a hotline?❞
    
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    fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.
    
    [highest rank: #6 in short story]
    [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]All Rights Reserved

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❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞
    
    ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE!  THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞
    
    ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞
    
    ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞
    
    ❝Um...yeah?❞
    
    ❝They have a hotline?❞
    
    ----
    
    fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.
    
    [highest rank: #6 in short story]
    [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

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