The Starbucks Hotline
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❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞
❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞
❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞
❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞
❝Um...yeah?❞
❝They have a hotline?❞
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fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.
[highest rank: #6 in short story]
[highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]
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