The Starbucks Hotline
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❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞
❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞
❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞
❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞
❝Um...yeah?❞
❝They have a hotline?❞
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fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.
[highest rank: #6 in short story]
[highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]
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❝ God, Lestrange, you're so fucking annoying, you know that?" "Oh, I'm annoying?! You make me want to pitch myself off the astronomy tower! I fucking hate you!" "Just shut it, will you?" "Oh yeah? And what are you going to do if I don't? ❞ 𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓻𝓲𝔁 𝓛𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓸𝔂 𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓭? 𝖠 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗆𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖧𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖯𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋
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It was a prank gone wrong... ...But it brought them closer. "No James, I'm really sorry. Please, Please don't leave me. I know I should've listened to what you had to say. Instead I'm in the middle of nowhere balling my eyes out. Please don't leave me, I love you." *sniffle* "..." "J-James?" "..." "You l-love me too, right?" "..." "James?" *sniffle* "I do?" "Oh James, I love you. I-I'm coming to yours right now, we can work this out. Love you." *beep* "Fuck" *It does contains some swearing*Complete
"And how else was I supposed to figure out what was wrong?" "By talking to me?! You know that is the thing that normal people do when there is an issue. They talk." "But you weren't talking to me!" "Because you were acting like a git!"
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