The Afterlife Rehabilitation Centre provides therapeutic support for villainous ghosts that lash out by haunting places and people. ... because, really, Voltaire and Melancholia live in the real world, and the real world is no place for overused horror-story clichés. ... especially not that 'there's an imminent threat that will destroy the heroes of this novel' one. So, when Voltaire takes one last look over his shoulder at the horrible haunted house, he knows he's supposed to feel some looming dread that usually sets in motion psychological thriller stories, but really, he just feels hungry instead.
14 parts