What the heck is wrong with my baby?

WARNING
NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN TO FETTY WAP

It all started when I introduced myself to Martin."Hi, my name is Jessica." Before I knew it he jumped into my bed. Then, it happened again a week later. Then, the next week. It kept on going for months, and months. Soon, we got married. At the wedding,the sweet smell of the baby powder I had put on earlier that morning gave me a clue!

We were on the beach at Hawaii for our honeymoon, and that is when it happened. My stomach was rocking back and forth, and I felt a kick. I told Martin about the rocking, but definitely not the kick. We got to the hospital, and I knew what was going on. At least, it was happening in Hawaii.

The doctor came and told Martin and I that we were going to have a baby boy! Martin's jaw dropped, and mine didn't. We were both so overjoyed, and we thought we were always going to be, as long as it is him Martin Jr. and me. But we were wrong.

My water broke in 3 months, and that was when we ALL knew something was up! When he looked down there and everything, he left for a couple of minutes. When he came back, I said," What the heck is wrong with my baby?" He announced something horrible! "Your baby, unfortunately, will come out looking like Fetty Wap with his messed up eye!"" We either have to kill you or the baby." Which one?"

WE.DECIDED.ON.THE.BABY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!