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Donald, the Barbarian

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barbarian fantasy hero humor

Donald fears he is going insane--and with good reason. Every male member of his family eventually succumbs to insanity, but Donald is not having any of that (it makes it hard to meet women and have a good time when you're chained up in the barn to keep you from eating your own toenails) so he sets off to become a hero.  That, he figures, is the best way to become rich and famous, something he desperately wants. Not so much for the wealth and fame, but rather because--as everyone knows--the rich and famous are never 'crazy', they are 'eccentric'. So, if he must go mad (and he certainly must, since it's a family tradition), Donald would much rather have people say of him "that's the eccentric hero, Donald" than "that crazy old git, Donald--he eats his own toenails".  So he sets off to find fame, fortune, and eccentricity accompanied only by his horse, Duncan. Fate, however, steps in to lend a hand and Donald soon learns that being a hero (especially a barbaric one) involves a lot of sweat and beating people over the head with heavy, sharp implements. . .All Rights Reserved

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There's No Good by Gabrielle0841

••• In a world of heroes there will always be a villain. Because wherever there's a hero around, there will be a villain lurking in the shadows. Because that's common sense right? For every hero, there's a villain. Hero's wouldn't be needed if there weren't bad guys for them to stop. So every story has a villain. This story is about a villain. But what if the villain is actually not so evil at all. What if she's just a girl, being punished not because of what she did. But for what her father has. Is that fair? You don't get to pick your parents. But you do get to pick and decide how you, yourself will act. This is a story about a girl. Maybe evil, maybe good. But under all the labels thrown at her, she's just a girl. Forced into a life she didn't want. Forced to go to school with people who look down on her. Forced by her father to follow a plan. A plan to make the world's most loved boy, the prince, to fall in love with her. All so that her father can get what he wants. But her father didn't think of one slight flaw. The fact that his daughter, is just a girl. And even if he's a prince, he's just a boy. And could it be more obvious? Naturally, one is bound to fall in love. It's all fun and games until the wrong person falls in love. Love fucks everything up. •••

Wintertime (Frerard, Sequel to Summertime) by babyspiders

Frank is twenty eight: he's mentally stable for the most part, and well nobody has to know about pills he takes twice a day, do they? He's normal now, he's a person now, he's a fucking adult with an office job and he fucking hates it and that's fine, because he got out of the mental hospital three years ago, and these past three years of mundane nothingness have been the best three years of his life. Ten years ago, or so, Frank was in love with a boy called Gerard with fiery red hair and the personality of a switchblade knife, and ten years ago that boy called Gerard had killed himself. Frank still saw him though: hallucinations, as he knew them to be now, and it took him years in a hospital he never thought he'd get out of to convince himself of his newfound sanity, but he was okay now. Twenty eight year old Frank Iero had been officially 'okay' since he was twenty five. He hadn't seen Gerard again, and he didn't even think about the guy - he was just normal, and he was almost painfully content with being the secretary to someone with a five figure salary. But of course, on one fateful morning in December, that has to go and change, doesn't it? (Technically a sequel to Summertime, but I wouldn't say you need to have read Summertime to understand and enjoy this)

Blackheart High (18+) by sleepingwithdolls

After a sudden move from New Jersey to Los Angeles, California, it's the Way brothers' first year at Blackheart High School. Gerard is an artsy, introverted, wallflower who is nervous, but excited about his senior year at a new school. He'll encounter friends he'll have for the rest of his life, mentors he never expected to cross paths with, and a new enemy out of protection for his brother Mikey. But he never expected that he'd fall for the school's mysterious bad boy, Frank Iero. Will he take everything life has to offer or will he stay small and play it safe this final school year? WARNING AND DISCLAIMER: This book is fictional and is not based on real events. It is purely for entertainment purposes. This story contains themes of violence, drugs, s*x, and harassment. The following is for mature audiences (18+) only. Viewer Discretion is advised.

Alone // Frerard by march_5th_

Parents that act like their part of the fucking WBC... A flaming homosexual son... This is going to work out great. (The story will be better than the intro, I swear!!) Gerard's parents are religious, they value their beliefs above their sons. But Gerard doesn't believe in such things. Gerard was different than all the other people his age. He always had been. No one seemed to understand his strange ways, except for his brother, Mikey. Mikey was the only person Gerard gave a shit about, in fact, he truly loved his brother. Without his brother, Gerard would be alone. Oh yeah, did I mention Gerard was gay? When Gerard's parents found out, days later, there was one less member in the Way household. The night he was disowned, started as any ordinary day, and ended in silence. Gerard was kicked out of the home, with nothing but the clothes he was wearing, and whatever was in his pockets. As he stepped out the door, he took one final look at his brother. Mikey's facial expression was somewhat emotionless, but his eyes flooded with tears. That final fucking glance, it would haunt them forever... Gerard was homeless for weeks, until a short boy his age, caught him by surprise... **CAUTION** This fic contains: Mild drug abuse Moderate Alcohol Abuse Frequent Swearing Mild talk of Self Harm Smut (further in the chapters) Moderate violence Depressive Behaviors Enjoy!!

From His Perspective by LisaKeb

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Serenus - Sarcastic Newcomer Edition by FactAndLore

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Give Him Hell, Kid (Frerard) by ohholyfrerard

As the son of Satan, Gerard believed that his life had many perks. Until... As a punishment for his usual uncooperative ways, his father sends him to live on earth- to live out his sentence as a high school student. Much to Gerard's distaste. ~>•<~ Frank is your everyday popular pupil. He is well-liked, and appreciated amongst almost everyone. His friends adore him- not to mention most of the female population of the school. But, he doesn't care for that. He cares for his own happiness, his quickly dwindling happiness. Until a red-haired, sarcastic addition to his life changes everything. Frank is infatuated with this new addition, and can't help but fall into a spiral of addiction, hatred and love- all for the same person. Gerard adores his ability to control him, to have him there in the click of his fingers. (Lots of smut as the story goes onnnnnn)

Drowning Lessons ➳ Frerard by Revenge_Iero

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$Animals {Frerard} by jxminie_pxbo$

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There's No Good

••• In a world of heroes there will always be a villain. Because wherever there's a hero around, there will be a villain lurking in the shadows. Because that's common sense right? For every hero, there's a villain. Hero's wouldn't be needed if there weren't bad guys for them to stop. So every story has a villain. This story is about a villain. But what if the villain is actually not so evil at all. What if she's just a girl, being punished not because of what she did. But for what her father has. Is that fair? You don't get to pick your parents. But you do get to pick and decide how you, yourself will act. This is a story about a girl. Maybe evil, maybe good. But under all the labels thrown at her, she's just a girl. Forced into a life she didn't want. Forced to go to school with people who look down on her. Forced by her father to follow a plan. A plan to make the world's most loved boy, the prince, to fall in love with her. All so that her father can get what he wants. But her father didn't think of one slight flaw. The fact that his daughter, is just a girl. And even if he's a prince, he's just a boy. And could it be more obvious? Naturally, one is bound to fall in love. It's all fun and games until the wrong person falls in love. Love fucks everything up. •••