Some "RANDOM" Shat:p
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Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?.... To get to the other SIDE!!!" *ba dum tss*
Audience: "THAT IS THE DUMBEST JOKE IN ALL OF HISTORY!!!!!!"
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