Living With The Mikaelsons

Hello, and welcome to LIVING WITH THE MIKAELSONS!!!
*audience and pegasus scream with excitement*

Elijah: Is that really necessary?
Diana: Yes. Yes it is.
Rebekah: Are you two just going to argue all day or are we going to start?
Kol: I for one agree with my sister.
Finn: That's a first.
Diana: Shut up Finn! You sociopath!
Kol: So true.
Freya: She's not wrong.
Diana: How did you get here?
Freya: I'm a Mikaelson.
Diana: Right. Where is Klaus.
Hayley: Probably out murdering people.
Diana: GET OUT HAYLEY!
Hayley: Why?
Diana: I don't like you.
*hayley leaves*
Diana: Good ridence to bad rubish.
Klaus: I couldn't agree more.
Diana: Well, it's about time. Now we can get started.
Klaus: Actually, I just came to pick up something.
Diana: Your dignity.
Klaus: No! The love of my life.
Diana: Your paintbrushes are in there.
Klaus: Thank you.
Rebekah: Well are we starting or what?
Diana: We will as soon as Kol apologizes for stealing my food.
Kol: *with mouthful of nutella* Never!!!
Elijah: That's it. I'm turning it off.
Diana: Wait! No... Elijah...
*computer shuts off*