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Dumb Ways To Die in Reality
Princessaf_24
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Princessaf_24
Complete, First published Oct 13, 2015
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I look up the weirdest Internet stuff that includes weirdest and dumbest deaths so why not write about it maybe people will grow up now....maybe let's just live for now ^ These are all true stories *gasp* yep people like this actually exist. Death is not a funny topic but sometimes you just can't help it. They also teach valuable life lessons like don't forget your keys, eat in moderation, have a break etc well enjoy!! tell me any DWTD that you have :)
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