The Lady Bean
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- Chapitres 2
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Dernière publication mar., août 23, 2016
Y'all oughta keep reading! Within this, is a collective collection of tales from the life of the rather pompous, hefty and roll-poly 92 year old, Miz Lady Bean!
(If you are in any way offended by this piece of literature (ha ha literature- that's funny) , please be reminded that this is very much a joke and should not be taken seriously. Thank you for reading this waste of a urls.)
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