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My Bad Boy
************ I opened my locker but realized something was wrong the minute I looked inside it. Something like paint splashed in my face and on my clothes. I heard laughter behind me and instantly turned around to see those five Moran's heading towards me. "Now, no one disrespects me okay? I went easy on you, since it was your first day, but don't mess with me again. Alright love" Zack said with his signature smirk. I saw red at this point. I moved towards Zack and the others keeping contact with Zack the entire time. I stopped inches away from Zack. My furiously sparkling eyes met with his amused one. And then I did the one thing I wanted to do so badly. I slapped him. ************************* When 17 year old Ashley Ross has to move to a new country with her mom and sister, she has no idea what awaits her. She just wants to keep her head down and finish her senior year. Her plans change when she runs into the hottest and badass boy, Zack Walker. She has to try not to fall for the annoyingly handsome Zack and his also hot best friend Josh. She needs to find a way to survive her senior year. There is more to this teen love story. There are twists, mysteries, secrets and more. Don't be fooled by the title because it might not be her bad boy after all. Parties, high school drama, fights, kisses, cat fights, betrayal, secrets and more. The good girl always falls for the bad boy. The bad part is that the bad boy might break your heart. OR it could be the other way around. Be inspired by their story.Abgeschlossene Geschichte
𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐀 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄 ✓
𝙎𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙, 𝙨𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙚, 𝙎𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙡, 𝙨𝙤 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲, 𝙎𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩, 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙚, 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚, 𝙨𝙤 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙢? Their personalities, actions, thinking, and so forth are strikingly similar plus they both had a crappy past. You've probably heard stories about how a good girl falls in love with a bad boy or vice versa. However, in this scenario, despite the fact that they were never supposed to be together, they were asked or, more accurately, told to stay away from each other. He had also been informed that "𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄." It's definitely not a story of a King and his Queen, it's a story of a King and his Knight. And how two people find their way to each other. --- He smirked "Are you trying to seduce me, knight?" he started to play along, he tugged a strand of my hair behind my ear and his thumb caressing my cheek. While his delated orbs never left mine. But I'm not gonna let you win, Ryan, and I'll make sure of it. "Do you want me to seduce you, King?" I seductively remarked raising a brow. He slightly laughed "you can't seduce me, knight" attitude dripping from his voice. I smirked and replied "I'm gonna take that as a challenge" my fingers trailed down to his lips and stopped at his lower lip. "Sure, you have a whole night for it" he smirked. --- IT'S NOT A MAFIA BOOKAbgeschlossene Geschichte
Dear you,
STOP! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! DONT COME AFTER ME BECAUSE I WARNED YOU. BUT IF YOU IGNORE THIS AND PRESS 'READ' THEN MY FRIEND... GOOD LUCK. I would like to share journals of two teens who can't figure out the bond between them. The teens are completely different in every aspect. He can barely afford to eat outside, while she chooses not to. He's happy with his life, while she is sick of it. He's a keen reader while she's a keen addict. Have fun reading about their lives, laughing at their jokes and weeping at their misfortune. These journals will potray that nothing goes by nature's rules.Abgeschlossene Geschichte
The Bad Boy Is Obsessed With Me ✔️
"Go, I don't want to make you hate me for what I did." he says softly as a tear of drop dipped from his eyes. "What are you talking about?" I approached him. "Don't you know, it's fucking clear that you will not choose me." he sadly smiles. "Are you sure about that?" I ask him and turned him to face me. His eyes were now red by now. I hate seeing him like this. "Because, it's pretty clear that I have chosen you, bad boy...." I whisper with a smile.... --------- She has the ability to love. He doesn't. She wants the adventure. He wants to love. She is shy, beautiful, naive and new to everything that was going to begin in her life. But, He is the bad boy. What happens when these two collide with each other and then came to know that they are the only one who can help each other with their problems?? "He becomes possessive and obsessed with her but that is the first thing that scares her about everyone" Join them in their sweet, funny and possessive love story where everything is about to reveal.... Started on:- 8 April 2018 Completed on:- 30 April 2019 HIGHEST RANKING~ #1 in Obsessed(26 July 2018) HIGHEST RANKING~#6 in Hotboys(17 July 2018) Achievements:- #103 in teen fiction-28 July 2018 #90 in teen fiction-10 August 2018 #72 in teen fiction- 14 August 2018 #55 in teen fiction- 16 August 2018 #37 in teen fiction- 7 April 2019 WARNING:-This is going to be a clichè story!Abgeschlossene Geschichte
Just Go With It
Megan attends college at Clemson University and she has a boyfriend, Christian, that she has been with since high school. She has the great best friend, nice apartment and car and she's a year away from her degree, but something just feels missing. Megan doesn't hate her life by any means... She's just gotten sort of bored with it, always feeling like there's something else she needs... Until she meets... Noah. She never expected to meet someone like him much less feel the sparks that ignite as soon as they meet eyes.... Can she just ignore feelings like that? Feelings she never felt before, not even from her own boyfriend. Noah won't be able to resist though, he has to do something about it... about her. Will she give in to the feelings taking over her? ---------- Excerpt: "Oh, you've been picturing me naked have you?" She asked sort of becoming amused now. Shit do I sound like a pervert? "No that's not what I mean...I just..." I tried to laugh it off hoping she wouldn't think I was a douche. She glanced inside through the sliding doors to see what looked like the girl she was dancing with earlier looking for her. When she turned back to look at me she had a look in her eyes that while I didn't know what it meant was still incredibly sexy. "Damn that's too bad... because I have been thinking about you naked since I ran into you this morning." She said confidently standing up and walking past me towards the house but not before brushing her hand across my leg. I watched her in awe as she walked back inside swinging her hips making my eyes go straight towards her ass. I sat there for a few minutes confused but extremely turned on... I couldn't lie I was definitely picturing her naked now.Abgeschlossene Geschichte
Stepbrother And Stepsister (Only For 18+)
before reading just know it's terribly written & I'm still working on rewriting it, tyyy! □■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□ Until the door flies open and I cover myself as he stays there in shock. "Wow did I get u that worked up" he says as he locks the door and comes towards me. "You could of told me I had boner last night and I still have it now." As much I was mad at him I couldn't help it. I wanted his dick so badly. Then he started to unzip his pants. He then gets all undress while I'm undress too. □■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□ (Warning:this book will have sexual stuff going on so if you aren't a big fan of that or your under age you may want to read something else...) THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK AND I WASNT AT ALL A GREAT WRITER!!! SORRYYYY!Abgeschlossene Geschichte
My crush's dad wants me dead
"Would you ever kiss me?" he asked "Well I find the saliva exchange gross and very.." "Emily! !" he snapped. "Alright.. Maybe." I said being honest? "Maybe?" He questioned then started to get closer to me, a little too close. So close that I could feel him breathing on my face and neck. I tried to move back but there wasn't any more space on the couch. What happened to the rest of the couch? Did it magically shrink? "Ryan?" I asked getting a little nervous "Yeah," he mumble. "What are you doing?" I asked, are noses were almost touching. "I'm trying to kiss you, so hush," he respond like it was the most natural thing to do. He started to lean in are lips were almost touching when a hard knock came from the front door. But that didn't seem to stop Ryan, it was like he didn't hear anything until they knock again. "Um, the door knock, " I said stupidly "I mean someone is at the door." I stood up. Ryan just seemed irritated. "I'll go get it." I said and headed to the door. What I saw when I opened the door made me want to run and hide. Ryan's dad was standing there with a gun in his hand. Well I've live long enough Emily is just a normal girl that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Annoyed by her best guy friend she accepted going to a party with him which leads her into a messy scene that almost causes her life. But what happens when a boy saves her? Then they have to run from a criminal that wants to kill them, which is the boy's dad? Read and find out! The drama is just starting.Abgeschlossene Geschichte![NFL&NBA Prefrences & Imagines II **[REQUESTS NOW CLOSED]**](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/15999080-256-k514573.jpg)
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I Fell in Love with a Bad Boy
CRINGE WARNING! First book I ever wrote on here!! -- "Sometimes the person who you are willing to take a bullet for is the person behind the gun." I stood peering over the cold lifeless body that lay before my eyes. I had always thought of death the enemy, but right now, I blessed it upon the person who is now at peace. Sometimes you don't need to be the smartest, or the fastest, but you do need to be wisest. They say the blood runs deeper than water, and I believe it, because even though the people that we love can turn on us and begin to hate us, they are only human, meaning that soon they will begin to see how short life really is and how it is not to be wasted. People who seem perfect and they look like they have no floors'; they are the people who are suffering, like I was. But I found my savior in the most uncommon place. He was able to look through my mask, he saw the cracks, and tried to fix the broken girl that hid away deep inside the girl who only wanted to be seen as 'fine'. I slowly began to find comfort and safety in him, and I did the same to him. We were two broken people becoming whole. Someone once said when you pass, if you can count your true friends on one hand you are beyond lucky, and I even though I did not like the person that lay before me, I know that he once had true friends, including me. I'm a 17 year old girl who has suffered more than any other, beginning to believe that 'Hope' was just another word the people throw around. Until I fell in love with a badboy. Trailer to the side -------------------> Made By @Laura__1 Cover made by @Beautiful_Tragedy8 Copyright 2014Abgeschlossene Geschichte
Shall We Talk? (You don't have a say in the matter)
I'm just going to fill this with rants, talking, and stuff I hope will make you laugh. (there might be some stupid stuff in here, sorry) (not updating)Abgeschlossene Geschichte
************ I opened my locker but realized something was wrong the minute I looked inside it. Something like paint splashed in my face and on my clothes. I heard laughter behind me and instantly turned around to see those five Moran's heading towards me. "Now, no one disrespects me okay? I went easy on you, since it was your first day, but don't mess with me again. Alright love" Zack said with his signature smirk. I saw red at this point. I moved towards Zack and the others keeping contact with Zack the entire time. I stopped inches away from Zack. My furiously sparkling eyes met with his amused one. And then I did the one thing I wanted to do so badly. I slapped him. ************************* When 17 year old Ashley Ross has to move to a new country with her mom and sister, she has no idea what awaits her. She just wants to keep her head down and finish her senior year. Her plans change when she runs into the hottest and badass boy, Zack Walker. She has to try not to fall for the annoyingly handsome Zack and his also hot best friend Josh. She needs to find a way to survive her senior year. There is more to this teen love story. There are twists, mysteries, secrets and more. Don't be fooled by the title because it might not be her bad boy after all. Parties, high school drama, fights, kisses, cat fights, betrayal, secrets and more. The good girl always falls for the bad boy. The bad part is that the bad boy might break your heart. OR it could be the other way around. Be inspired by their story.
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