dank memes : the book
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Last published Fri, Oct 30, 2015
Yet another thrilling, beautiful masterpiece of a book spews out the creative anus of Cakefartz69, writer of some of the most moving and influential books of all time such as the Woman in African-American.
Rated M for Meme. Only those over the age of 81 are recommended to read it.
(This will update at times until I get bored of this joke too. Wattpad is a boring mistress.)
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