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Speaking comedy

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Oylar 32
Bölümler 32
Süre <5 mins

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If you are a class clown you need to read this. This book contains the best pick up line. Random facts that everyone needs to know. And the best comeback lines! 

If you have a comeback, pickup line, or random facts don't be shy I will put it in this book DM me and the next day you will see it in this book. Direct message me I love talking to People:)Tüm hakları saklıdır

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