Snails Don't Really Explode, Don't Worry
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Ongoing, First published Oct 17, 2015
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This is a journal of some sort of my everyday, or not everyday, life or whatever. I'll pretty much write whatever the heck whenever the heck I feel like. Enjoy or don't~! 

(--or something. Why are you reading this anyway? Go play video games, listen to music, draw something. . . What you're getting here is a load of. . .loaded mashed potatoes--all mashed together--a mess; yes, a mess--this is a mess--that's what you're getting into--like that one time my friends and I in elementary school were having a mashed potato fight, throwing scoops of it at each others faces--my glasses smudged, thus blinding me from the fire ant hill in the backyard that I, oh so unknowingly, stomped around in--ensuing in all of this biting--biting, biting, biting--um anyway. . .)
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In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

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