Thy Wit as Thick as Week Old Pizza Sauce: The Chronicles of Steeve
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Last published Sun, Oct 18, 2015
Come along on this Immense ridiculous journey, following steeve the hobo and his almighty quest for perfect the shoulders. Watch him face adversity in the eyes ,and then freak adversity out and make it run away. Partake in this humorous story that becomes more random the farther you fall down the literary Rabbit hole
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