Pretending to be the Iron Man

Tony isn't in Kansas anymore. Instead of the polite wild west he has lived in for 15 years, he is now thrust into the rude and modernized world of Pittsburgh PA. Unaccustomed to the ways of the East Coast and the Steeler Nation, he wanders around like a lost babe in the woods. Luckily for him, he doesn't have to leave the campus of MT. Moriah's Boarding School for the Gifted unless by choice. However, after traveling with the sexy Laura Kerr and meeting the flamboyant Gena Wallace, he is positive that the school itself may be even weirder than the city it is located in. Kids like Ahmed, who burst into spontaneously combust into flames, and some like Noah, who can summon banana peels on command, make up the student body. No one is requested to come to that school without a specific reason. Tony himself turns into a giant yellow dragon every time he has to sneeze. Learning to live in a world where the X-Men can pop out of comic books and an insane Joker like figure terrorizes the city, Tony has to accept that the world he's landing in will neither resemble Oz nor his home in Topeka, Kansas. Instead it's a world where the line between insanity, homicidal, and normal is as thin as a wheat stalk and in order to survive, one must pretend to be the Iron Man.