The Divine Comedy MMIX
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Yes! JC is back!
"What would Jesus do?"
That is the question that is to be answered.
This time things are different.
Hiring the help isn't as easy as it used to be. It's not that simple to get good apostles these days!
Political correctness and modern culture make things tough on the old messiah.
Even the miracles have their problems.
And, of course, his old nemesis is constantly popping up to make it even more difficult.
The Divine Comedy MMIX Irreligious Humor in Five Acts
“He’s back and it just ain’t the same!”
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