*Less cringey, grammatically correct, and just overall slightly better version is posted on Archive of our own. Same names and stuff.* -First Book of 3- Based off the stick of truth game where you play as silent Dovahkiin. DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! NOT THE GAME NOR SOUTH PARK! I JUST HAVE THIS BOOK! NOT EVEN THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE! I DONT OWN ANY OF THE PICTURES EITHER! Also this is South Park, shouldn't have to warn you that there is adult content. There's a new kid in town that capture's Princess Kenny's eye. Cartman being the Ass he is decides to call him douchebag since he didn't say his actual name. Problem is 'Douchbag' has no clue what's going on and doesn't really know why hes ended up in South Park. All he does know is that Princess Kenny is hot with or without the Princess outfit. BOYxBOY Don't like? Then don't read. -Any updates from here on out are just me correcting grammar errors I notice when rereading-
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