Si Kengkay ang Jejemon
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"Hi. Me name is Kendy Kayl Dimakatarungan but my prends callsign me Kengkay. Me vital statistics is 34-24-34. Yes, me sexy and we no it"
Ako si Kengkay ang Dyosa ng mga Jejemon!
Kame hame waveeeeee!
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