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101 Comebacks

icingdeaththewhite

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Reads 67,864
Votes 2,841
Parts 107
Time 22m

icingdeaththewhite

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Did you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? 

I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious and wanted to share.

Most of these I've made up, and some I've changed a little (or a lot).

Hence, I won't bother to take credit for any of them.

**COMPLETED unless I think of any other comebacks**All Rights Reserved

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