Meme War
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Last published Fri, Oct 23, 2015
Dank Memes are being threatened by these cancerous beings described as "Normies", which have been rising in the community. Can the Dank Memes stop the uprising?(WARNING: MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME.)
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