Stupid Naruto Pictures
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Dummheit. Sarkasmus. Geisteskrankheit.
Der Mann der sich dies alles erkämpft hat war eine Frau.
Und das ist ganz bestimmt nicht der falsche Anime. (siehe Sarkasmus)
,,Ihr wollt meine Bilder? Die könnt ihr haben! Sucht sie doch! Irgendwo habe ich die behindertsten Bilder der Welt versteckt!
Und sie sind ganz bestimmt nicht in meiner Hose!"
Zu diesem Zeitpunkt war noch keinem klar, dass sie einfach nur das Buch hätten lesen müssen.
Und viele begaben sich auf eine große Reise durch Crossoverland, Disneyland und Konoha um sie zu finden:
Die besten, lustigsten, wunderschönsten und toll bearbeiteten (siehe Sarkasmus) NARUTO BILDER!
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