The Adventures of Jose
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"i ate a lot of food during second block"
this is exactly what my friend jose said when i told him i was writing a book about him.
clearly hes as excited as i am.
after throwing gum at his face, the wild jose screeches "shut the fuck up bbbbitchhh"
i slowly bring a piece of gum towards my own mouth staring at his magnificent face, burning holes into him.
"another piece of gum bitch...woow"
read the book to find out what happens next....
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