URINALS

It was a Friday night, I was tired and hungry, all I wanted was to chill at home in my warm bed eating pepperoni pizza or any kind of pizza until my bestfriend, Nina decided to pull me to this party full of drunk people grinding to each other, having the time of their lives. I wanted to get some fresh air but unfortunately I didn't know a way out of the balcony, out of the house or even at this rich blonde boy's backyard, all I knew is that I stumbled in a comfort room. Thanking God that it didn't smell bad or even had pee on the floor I decided to sit down and hangout for a while singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song and that was when someone screamed like a little girl.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? HOLY FUCK RAPE!!!!!!!!"