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Oh No, You're Not Romeo!

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Once, in a faraway land, the dark and evil King Sidious was brewing up a diabolical plan to conquer all lands beyond his borders. However, for that plan to succeed, he would need the power of a certain woman. Soon enough, she is within his clutches, and the King commences his intricately woven psychological brainwash assault on 
her, in the form of his best warrior.

But what if Cupid shoots the arrow in the wrong direction? Will it land on the wrong couple who were never meant to be? Will it utterly ruin the plan, and in turn have disastrous effects for two people who could have never have pictured what was to befall them, even in their wildest dreams?All Rights Reserved

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ARROW OF THE GODS

For over 500 years, Cupid has been the unseen force behind countless love stories, guiding hearts toward their destined matches. But for all the passion he has kindled, he has never felt love himself. To him, his gift is a curse-a cruel irony that allows him to spread love but never receive it. That is, until he meets her. A college student with an unshakable fascination for him, she sees past the legend and falls for the lonely soul beneath. Her devotion is unwavering, her love deep and undeniable. But Cupid, jaded by centuries of solitude, cannot believe that love-true, boundless love-could ever be meant for him. Doubt keeps him at a distance, his heart shackled by fear. Yet, slowly, her persistence chips away at the walls he has built. And when he finally recognizes the truth-that she loves him not for what he does, but for who he is-there is no force in the universe strong enough to keep them apart. A tale of fate, vulnerability, and the power of love, Arrow of the Gods is a story of a god who spent centuries creating love-only to find it in the most unexpected place.