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Oh No, You're Not Romeo!

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Once, in a faraway land, the dark and evil King Sidious was brewing up a diabolical plan to conquer all lands beyond his borders. However, for that plan to succeed, he would need the power of a certain woman. Soon enough, she is within his clutches, and the King commences his intricately woven psychological brainwash assault on 
her, in the form of his best warrior.

But what if Cupid shoots the arrow in the wrong direction? Will it land on the wrong couple who were never meant to be? Will it utterly ruin the plan, and in turn have disastrous effects for two people who could have never have pictured what was to befall them, even in their wildest dreams?All Rights Reserved

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