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StuckOnYaoiLand

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Reads 2,990
Votes 109
Parts 10
Time 1h 8m

StuckOnYaoiLand

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Jake English loves adventure and when he found out that Roxy and Jane live near a beach, he would never miss the opportunity to seek another adventure! Neither did he know that during one of his expeditions, he would find something else that catches his eye other than what he came here to do

Warning: all in Jake's POV and might contain swearing and boy x boy ships :) don't like it, don't read

Disclaimer: Hussie owns Homestuck and the characters, this is just based off of an au on tumblrAll Rights Reserved

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Jake x Reader by soupalert

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Snow. ((DirkJake oneshot)) by Censored4YourSafety

Dirk goes up to visit the Egbert-Crockers in Washington with Jake for Christmas for the first time in a couple of years. It just so happens that he arrives a couple days before a big snowstorm. It just so happens that Dirk has never seen snow in person before. Needless to say, many fluffy fun-times ensue.

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Stolen by the Night by xxkittycatxx50

This is a homestuck fanfiction. Jake is the main character and will be the prospective you will read from the story MOST of the time. It's in third person, though. Not like when Jake himself tells the story, but MOST of the time, it will be his thoughts. Ok now for the actual description. Jake English lives with his grandmother and had found out that his best friend, Dirk Strider had been killed by a vampire. In a small depression, Jake misses school to take a walk. As he walks down the sidewalk, he sees a kid run into the road without looking. A car at full speed headed toward the poor boy. Jake made a tough decision to save the little kid. He pushed the kid out the way and the car hit Jake. Jake went unconscious and woke in a abandoned house with a friend he would soon discover... ~And you don't get to know until I say so~

Greenhouse || Xavier Thorpe x Male Reader by axiswritessometimes

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$My Happiness {DaveKat} by iznot_kit$

Just another story of Davekat (Dave Strider+Karkat Vantas) Or is it..? Dave Strider, the cool, ironic, kid with shades, has to help guide one of the new kids in school but it turns out to be an old friend. Karkat Vantas, the cute, crabby asshole has signed up for human school and is getting a 'guide' or whatever to help him get used to school. Well look who it turns out to be; Dave Strider. These two are in for a crazy ride.. read to find out more °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° This is a boyxboy story!! So if you don't like it please leave /!\WARNINGS/!\: 'mild' language (meaning a lot of cussing lol), bullying, triggers, and CUTE AS FUCK SHIT(eventually) May be other ships such as: Erisol, DirkxJake, Gamtav, Cronkri and slight Rosemary. More ships might come to view as the story goes on Notes: I do not own the Homestuck characters or any pictures, unless said otherwise. I do own the story line though. And just to clear this up, everyone who died comes back, so they aren't dead in this. Except the very oldest troll ancestors like the Summoner and the Grand Highblood, etc. Shoutouts to: Andrew Hussie!! For making the awesome Homestuck!! (Even if I cried a bit) And the creators of the pictures I use!! Thanks so much!!! °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° TAGS AND PLACES: #1 in Davekat on 12/12/'18 #1 in karkatvantas on 11/25/'18 #1 in davestrider on 10/25/'18 #1 in andrewhussie & hussie on 11/25/'18 #1 in Homestuck on 12/17/'18

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Never Love An English by Rumination_Runaway

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