Fish Puns
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Last published Wed, Apr 20, 2016
Jake English loves adventure and when he found out that Roxy and Jane live near a beach, he would never miss the opportunity to seek another adventure! Neither did he know that during one of his expeditions, he would find something else that catches his eye other than what he came here to do
Warning: all in Jake's POV and might contain swearing and boy x boy ships :) don't like it, don't read
Disclaimer: Hussie owns Homestuck and the characters, this is just based off of an au on tumblr
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