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StuckOnYaoiLand

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Reads 2,990
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Parts 10
Time 1h 8m

StuckOnYaoiLand

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Jake English loves adventure and when he found out that Roxy and Jane live near a beach, he would never miss the opportunity to seek another adventure! Neither did he know that during one of his expeditions, he would find something else that catches his eye other than what he came here to do

Warning: all in Jake's POV and might contain swearing and boy x boy ships :) don't like it, don't read

Disclaimer: Hussie owns Homestuck and the characters, this is just based off of an au on tumblrAll Rights Reserved

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