9 parts Complete I know, I know. Hogwarts IS a high school. But not a Muggle one. And not an American one. And not one involving using as little magic as possible, the son of Voldemort (twins, actually. Boy and girl.) Luna Lovegood's mother, teachers who CAN'T remember your name to save their lives, or American football. What am I talking about? You'll just have to read and see!
(Or, you could avoid scarring your corneas and read one of my later stories. Up to you. But a word of advice? It's stupid as hell. The epilogue served to introduce my Mary-Sue [Roseanna Elizabeth Malfoy] and I needed to destroy almost every other work of fiction she'd touched afterwards. And as for this story... no I wasn't smoking anything, though I wish I had that excuse. And I wasn't trolling anyone, this is REALLY part of my work. I'd delete it, but then no one reading that one weirdly popular Harry Potter/39 Clues thing I have would know who the effing Mary-Sue is, and we can't have that, can we?)
