Funny insults and comebacks
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Last published Tue, Nov 24, 2015
Some of these will be mean and offensive. Some of them will not be funny either. But not everything is. I'm still new to watt pad. And I make people laugh by insulting my friends, they know it's a joke though. So please read this book and hopefully you like it.
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