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The Tattoo | Maze Runner | Gally x Reader
SERIES DISCONTINUED :C I wanted to write a Gally x reader story because Gally gets a lot of hate sometimes and he's underrated :/ Some of this will be my own little AU of what I believe are the sexualities of the characters, gender identities, including my own characters with LGTBQIA+ aspects, including some characters who survive. This is my story, and I hope you enjoy it :) ----------------------------------------------- RELATIONSHIP TYPE: Enemies To Lovers ----------------------------------------------- CHARACTER IMPERFECTION: God Complex ----------------------------------------------- "Hey, Gal!" You chirp, spinning on your heel. "Hey, that was cool." His eyebrows raise in slight surprise, now letting reality sink in that you are actually his girl. And this is what he has to deal with. "Wow, you really are hyper today." "You said it!" You grin. You feel so much energy going through you after good nights of sleep, well. Goodnights as best as you can get. "Here, take this." He hands you something and you start turning it in your hand almost immediately after receiving it. Looking down at it curiously to see some sort of wooden turn. It's kind of like the door handles, or a rower for a fishing rod. Except it's only the handle for a fishing rod. No rod or line. So it's basically just a fidgety piece of wood. You start turning both sides, spinning it around in your hand. "Easy there." Gally chuckles. He steps closer to you, rubbing his arm up and down your back to soothe you. "You doing okay?" "Yep." You chirp, grinning up at him. He double-checks your expression. His eye staring into yours to see how you're feeling. When he's sure you're not too stressed out, he removes his arm from you and throws a rag over his shoulder. "Okay, stick by me. Ya hyper little bunny..." I obviously do not own Maze Runner or the characters, that belongs to James Dashner :) Start Date: 13/08/21 End Date: 11/09/21Completa
𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫 {𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐭 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫}
"𝐢 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠." 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝. [𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲] 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: #𝟏 - 𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 #𝟏 - 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐭𝐱𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 #𝟏 - 𝐭𝐦𝐫Completa
Jacksepticeye One Shots
Don't take these one shots seriously. All are parodies of the shit I see on wattpad every day, and not an actual attempt at writing well. Enjoy the fuckery!Completa
It all started with a threat (Newt x Reader) {Completed}
This is a TMR fanfic. A Newt x fem!Reader. (Sorry to everyone else about the pronouns) I'm not going to give a ton of the plot away, but why don't you just try the first chapter and see what you think? If you don't like it, no biggie! Just please try it. Basically, reader is the first girl in the Glade (Teresa will never really exist), and along with her she brings her baby sister. Read to find out how the rest of the Gladers will have to adjust to a child in their midst and how Newt and Y/n's relationship will grow because of it! (You are around 19-20 in this story, along with the rest of characters. (Except if they're younger, like Chuck or Ana)) Warning: there will be swearing! Disclaimer: all rights go to James Dashner! (Except for Ana!)Completa
Book of Weirdness
DO you know what makes this joke book different from ALL the other joke books on this website? NOTHING So if you don't find my jokes funny, after the first 50, other joke books shall greet you. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE JOKES*Completa
Seperation // Gally x Reader
"And when you go away, I still see you." - Sunsetz, Cigarettes After Sex Second novel in the Jealousy // Gally x reader series. Y/n and the Gladers attempt to navigate the rough terrain of the scorch in their never ending plight to avoid the selfish capture of W.C.K.D. During their travels, they're tricked and treated like objects waiting to be sold to the highest bidder. Nothing could compare to the monsters they find lurking through the abandoned buildings and arid deserts, and their relationships are sure to be tested. Gally finds himself recruited to a rebel organisation, working tirelessly to destroy everything W.C.K.D has worked for. - Fem reader with she/her pronouns -Chapters are mostly 2000-4000 words -Every few chapters will be from Gally's perspective, so I will be completely bullshitting it from my imagination Apart from Jealousy, this is still my first ever time writing that isn't for school, so once again, sorry if it's shit.Completa
Newt x Reader
Being the only girl in the Glade is hard for Y/N. She works in the kitchen, does the laundry, and hates both. To make matters worse, Gally never passes up an opportunity to antagonize her. Thankfully, she has her best friend Newt to support her and keep her away from Gally. But one fateful night changes everything, and Y/N may never be able to look at Newt the same again. *btw this is a CLEAN story, but fyi "clean" doesn't mean boring, it just means not dirty, so please don't ignore this story on account of that* This is my first story on Wattpad, but not my first TMR fanfic and certainly not my first story. I've been writing since I can remember and I am currently 17. Writer's block is so annoying, and proofreading isn't my favorite thing, so hopefully neither of those mess this up too much😬😅 ENJOY!!!!!❤️ **DISCLAIMER: I do not own TMR, its setting, its general idea, or its characters; the plot and Y/N's character are the only things that are mine**Completa
APOCALYPSE
A MAZE RUNNER TRILOGY "And one day someone walks into your life, a total stranger, and they become so important to you. And while you're only known them such a short time, you feel you're loved them for a lifetime." #1 Ranking for #TheMazeRunner #1 Ranking in NewtFanfic #1 Ranking for #Thomasbrodiesangster #1 Ranking for TheDeathCure #1 Ranking for #Gally #1 Ranking for #DeathCure #1 Ranking for #TMRfanfic #1 Ranking for #TMR #1 Ranking for #Newt #2 Ranking for #Thomas #2 Ranking for #Frypan PUBLISHED 12 - 27 - 23 REWRITTEN 03 - 17 - 23 ACT I 02 - 08 - 25 ACT II in development ACT III tba END DATE tba *The cover photo, gifs, and banners go to @Ivvyky !* Commentary/ feedback is welcome. I do enjoy reading what you guys have to say <3
SERIES DISCONTINUED :C I wanted to write a Gally x reader story because Gally gets a lot of hate sometimes and he's underrated :/ Some of this will be my own little AU of what I believe are the sexualities of the characters, gender identities, including my own characters with LGTBQIA+ aspects, including some characters who survive. This is my story, and I hope you enjoy it :) ----------------------------------------------- RELATIONSHIP TYPE: Enemies To Lovers ----------------------------------------------- CHARACTER IMPERFECTION: God Complex ----------------------------------------------- "Hey, Gal!" You chirp, spinning on your heel. "Hey, that was cool." His eyebrows raise in slight surprise, now letting reality sink in that you are actually his girl. And this is what he has to deal with. "Wow, you really are hyper today." "You said it!" You grin. You feel so much energy going through you after good nights of sleep, well. Goodnights as best as you can get. "Here, take this." He hands you something and you start turning it in your hand almost immediately after receiving it. Looking down at it curiously to see some sort of wooden turn. It's kind of like the door handles, or a rower for a fishing rod. Except it's only the handle for a fishing rod. No rod or line. So it's basically just a fidgety piece of wood. You start turning both sides, spinning it around in your hand. "Easy there." Gally chuckles. He steps closer to you, rubbing his arm up and down your back to soothe you. "You doing okay?" "Yep." You chirp, grinning up at him. He double-checks your expression. His eye staring into yours to see how you're feeling. When he's sure you're not too stressed out, he removes his arm from you and throws a rag over his shoulder. "Okay, stick by me. Ya hyper little bunny..." I obviously do not own Maze Runner or the characters, that belongs to James Dashner :) Start Date: 13/08/21 End Date: 11/09/21
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