Funny insults and comebacks
- Bacaan 264
- Undian 20
- Bahagian 8
Some of these will be mean and offensive. Some of them will not be funny either. But not everything is. I'm still new to watt pad. And I make people laugh by insulting my friends, they know it's a joke though. So please read this book and hopefully you like it.
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Jom sertai komuniti bercerita terbesarDapatkan rekomendasi cerita yang diperibadikan, simpan cerita kegemaran anda ke dalam Pustaka anda, serta beri komen dan undi untuk mengembangkan komuniti anda.
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