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these are going to be the shittiest poems you have ever read, so prepare yo selves. i will try to make five a day, but i am a chronic procrastinator, so we'll see how that goes.

EDIT 11/22/15:
lol i cant believe i promised five a day oops

EDIT 11/19/16:
im still alive and i might start writing again but no promisesAll Rights Reserved

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Short Stories/Song Lyrics by n0va_ca1n3

This is mainly full of song lyrics. Sorry. I'm not creative enough to actually make short stories. There are, like, two chapters that are short stories, but that's it. TW: If you're easily disturbed by talk or mention of suicide, some chapters are not for you (i.e. My R, Her Last Words, Willow Tree). You may skip these chapters if you please. ALSO, there is some strong language (i.e. fuck, shit, asshole, etcetera). Please be mindful of that. Thank you for your time.

Meet Up || Skephalo ( Remake ) by ChocoMuffinz_Fanfric

Skeppy and Badboyhalo Planned to Meet up,but making it a secret they don't want to tell to there fans Yet! they were so excited,but nervous in a same time. mostly Bad. why? Beacause they are scared if something bad happened that will ruined there friendship.. also,they have feelings for Eachother since they met on a game called 'Minecraft' in a Livestreams..but as they meet up there feelings grew. ============================================== < Characters > Zak (Skeppy) Darryl (Badboyhalo/BBH) -[ New characters coming soon ]- Notes 📝: This is an remake from my previous Book that i wrote.. and this will be a bit different than the other one. if you guys want to read it,feel free to go. its Bad But Hoped you guys like it..!

Trash Book of Extra. by BilanMuhidin

Warning: I am a weirdo. This will contain some thoughts of mine, some poems, some deep shit, some thoughts I have as I go through the journey of self-exploration, lmao. Some chapters may be seen as too controversial but whatever you know. I mean, reading this is your choice. You don't have to. I mean, I'd like you all to read every chapter but it's not a story book so you may skip some chapters you don't like and read the ones that you do like. P.S. I do not deny that my thoughts are somewhat influenced by my environment and experiences. Also, this is the real me. Some people think I'm quiet and cold-hearted but on the inside I'm actually a big softie with feelings. To be honest, it's kinda my fault since I hate revealing my emotions to other people or even asking for help until I have to. And even then, I start hating myself for being such a weakling. That is a major character flaw of mine that I must overcome!

The Five Stages of Grief (Insane AU) SKEPHALO by jeanie_bug

Darryl and Zak have always been friends, but something in Darryl finally snapped. Or maybe he was always like this and no one ever realized. When Zak finds himself in a special predicament, he has to decide if he wants to fight his way out of it or give up completely. PLEASE READ WARNINGS IN FIRST CHAPTER. Do not read if any warnings are bothersome to you. Stay safe <3 *NO NSFW/SMUT* Based on the Basement memes and also fan art by @caniecase on Twitter. (Originally written as a OneShot for my other book, but in the process of being developed into a story.) [#3 in Skeppy 4/9/20] [#1 in darryl 4/26/20]

Swoosh - a book of breezy poetry by BreezeOfEchoes

Some of the least poetic poems you'll ever read, written by, you guessed it, me! These are some thoughts and feelings that I tried to put into words. I started writing poetry regularly back in January, so the poems in this book kind of tell the story of my life in 2018, since that's when I wrote them (except for the first seven poems, which I wrote in the summer of 2017, plus a few others that I indicate are old). Some of them are kinda random though. Warning: contains whining about my ex, anxiety, being nostalgic, and being very emotional. May cause varying levels of cringing. {Completed November 29 2018}

Drops Of Dew On A Lonely Leaf by Poppins_Yahooize

"A tree stands all alone In the deep dark woods It has millions of leaves Each with different moods Some leaves shake, Some leaves shiver Some leaves fall, Some leaves quiver But I am the only leaf Of this lonely tree With millions of dew drops, All of them free So come, savour my dew drops Whoever you may be These dew drops are for you; A free gift from me" Hello there I write poems with simple words and deep emotions The name and the cover are kinda deceiving Most of the poems here are about heartbreak and depression I am planning on writing positive responses to my negative poems But hey Like my math teach told me "Too negatives make a positive." Or is that two positives...? Or two negatives....? LETS NOT OVER THINK THAT Please don't be a silent reader If you are one Eh, pm me (; I guess this is it Kindly tell me what you think, so that I can improve myself I write all kinds of poems Heck, I have included sonnets and a nursery rhyme in there lol I don't have a schedule for updating poems, it's like asking me to keep my heart in a constant beat, not fast not slow, but hearts don't work like that Thanks to all the gods for making you catch a glimpse of at least the description of this book, I don't know why you are still reading this but thank you so damn much for taking the time to do so And almost forgot (Iloveyou) (YupIdo) (: ~LET'S SPREAD LOVE AND PEACE~ Byebye

I've Got Your Back (MCYT Superhero AU) by CardCatCardboard

Zak Ahmed is a sophomore in highschool and has had a secret power for years. One day, while in school, a mysterious villain shows up and he finally finds the chance to put his power to use. He partners with two other heroes to defeat this villain but when he finds out who his partners and the villains are, it shocks everyone. I did not draw the cover; this will be Skephalo; I do NOT EVER write smut or NSFW; hope you enjoy 1k reads- 9-14-20 (hehe funni numbrr) 5k reads- 10-7-20 (it's been a bit, but we're still going :D) 10k reads- 11-4-20 (the hiatus is gone and that's a big number o.o) 20k reads- 12/7/20 (I just- thank you :,) 30k reads- 1/13/21 (guys I'm gonna cry ;~;) 40k reads- 3/13/21 50k reads- 7/3/21 60k reads- 10/15/21 70k reads- 3/15/22 80k- I stopped keeping track #14 in Skephalo- 12/04/20 #10 in Skephalo - 8/15/21 #1 in Darryl 9/9/21 Started - August 15, 2020 Ended- November 29, 2020

Focus Henry by Dusskk

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Writings of Expression by ErdeKrieger

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Just Best Friends? - SKEPHALO,DNF Highschool Au by HaLo18753

(COMPLETED) Darryl and Zak had been best friends for years, and Darryl would always help out his dear friend Zak when he was drunk as fuck, heck, he even gets disturbed in the middle of the night by a call when Zak randomly breaks up with his girlfriends; it was getting quite annoying handling Zak drunk as fuck as Zak's a party animal, as well as getting disturbed by crying and sometimes screaming profanities calls from Zak's ex's, as Zak's a playboy. They've been best friends since elementary school and now in the 12th grade. They have quite different personalities, yet that doesn't stop them from being great friends. Is it possible for their wonderful friendship to be something even more? Tw.swearings, homophobia, smut (with consent) I'll just put Trigger warnings in those scenes. Top 1 #14 4/13/22 Top 3 #skephalo 4/14/22 Top 3 #zak 7/11/22 Top 1 #karlnapity 8/6/22 Top 2 #skephalo 11/26/22

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Short Stories/Song Lyrics

This is mainly full of song lyrics. Sorry. I'm not creative enough to actually make short stories. There are, like, two chapters that are short stories, but that's it. TW: If you're easily disturbed by talk or mention of suicide, some chapters are not for you (i.e. My R, Her Last Words, Willow Tree). You may skip these chapters if you please. ALSO, there is some strong language (i.e. fuck, shit, asshole, etcetera). Please be mindful of that. Thank you for your time.