The Unfun Adventures of Plain Jane
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wrote a 'heroes journey' narrative for english class. fuckin aced it. decided to let the people of the internet check it out. relish in my literary talent (lol no i am the textbook definition of shit.)
the main character is jane. her objective is to save her job as a tech support worker, but she's not qualified for the job and neither is anyone who she works with. even though it sounds intense and spooky, it's guaranteed to give you a tiny giggle. also, chad's an asshole. im not good at story info shit but it'll make more sense once you read the short story.
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(i got most of the cover art from google images, but all of the editing that went into the cover was by me. the drawing of the girl was actually by this cool human named ebriosity on tumblr. check her out.)
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