The Scrolllllock Victorian Christmas Special
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Have a very Poobsville Christmas,
It's the best kind of Christmas.
Say hello to folks you know,
And snub all the strangers.
Oh ho, Scrollllock's toe,
He stubbed it on the couch.
Sallyssa waits for him,
He'll kiss her when he gets there.
Have a very Poobsville Christmas,
And in case you forgot how to read,
Oh by smoobsville have a very Poobsville Christmas
This year!
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