Whylight

When amateur (but brilliant!) detective Annabelle Peking-Duck receives an SOS letter asking for her help in solving a case of illegal enchilada smuggling in the Quaint Town of Spoons, she moves to the miserable, gloomy, violently raining town to investigate. There she meets the beautiful but suspicious Eddy McCullen and confronts feral cats, nasty potatoes, an icecream truck and garlic ray guns...Can she uncover Eddy's dark secret before it's too late and the whole town is overrun with illegal enchiladas? A Twilight Parody.