How I met your llama
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Set in the year 250703050312, 4 billion years after the smelly adventure-llama.
Christina is smelly as usual, and is licking a palm tree. Ghost Fadija,and ghost Eggytha (Gdija and gggytha) who died 2 billion years ago are doing the worm.
A book comes out of Christina's left nostril; the three go on another adventure-llama through the past.
(Go read "story of my llama" first if you want this to make sense)
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