Funnbarrasing moments
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Last published Thu, Jul 25, 2013
We all have those funny and embarrassing moments. Well I have decided to let you hear about mine. I hope you laugh, I hope you like but most of all I hope you don't put up a finger and say fuck you this is crap. MY LIFE BITCHES!
A - Anna
G - Geri
R - Rosie
M- Mum
D - Dad
J - James
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